You Are Oregano |
 You have are charming, funny, witty, and smart. You love to party - and people love to party with you. You are always friendly and warm. You are able to help people get along. |
28 April 2008
My herbalness
A look into our world...
I decided to give everyone a look into what Megs and I are doing EVERYNIGHT at rehearsal for Feelin' Groovy. No big deal really. Cheryl you can't tell me that this is off the docket for grandma's christmas performance.
So... I took this test, referred to by my Big Sis Brooke, and I am not quite sure how I feel about the outcome. Either I esteem myself more than I thought I did, or I don't esteem myself enough! Can't live with me, can't live without me!
| You Are Basil |
 You have a mild temperament, but your style is definitely distinctive. You are sweet, attractive, and you often smell good. |
So...what SPICE are you?
18 April 2008
Sliced Bread....STEP ASIDE!
Ever think to yourself, "Gee self, I would really like to be taking more pictures of my daily life, but I just don't have the time to sit down and upload them all the time." I DO! THIS is why I don't take picture with anything, but my phone these days. With my phone I can just easily and simply email them to myself. Now that has ALL CHANGED with.......
EACH of you need to partake of this most amazing of technological advances. Mark my words.....THIS WILL BE MINE!....this will be mine.....please sweetheart....
EYE-FI (click it!)
EACH of you need to partake of this most amazing of technological advances. Mark my words.....THIS WILL BE MINE!....this will be mine.....please sweetheart....
16 April 2008
Are you ready to be ROCKED....tenderly?!
After viewing this for the first time....my life was CHANGED for the better! I just know that if I were to get some highly skilled friends together we could DEFINITELY do this! I can't really comprehend the hours needs, but we could do it!
Musings
Okay so I am sorry that I have deserted (I don't know if I spelled that right. I ALWAYS get that and dessert mixed up.) you. Good things have been happening and I will be posting pictures about them all here very soon.
FIRST I graduated from LDSBC with my Associates in Business and my Accounting Certificate. I get the next two weeks off. I had convinced myself that they would be full of relaxing and joy, but apparently it is written in the stars that it just can't be that way; HOWEVER, I am good with that. An idle mind slowly leaks out your ears. I am pumped and now onto my last year and a half at BYU starting April 29th! That saddest part of it all is....NO MORE ROSA STORIES! They just don't make em like that everyday. I will keep my eyes open for another good subject to sniper.
My BIL (brother-in-law) made it to the Primary Elections for the State Senate Race! We are pumped about that! The Primaries are some day in June I believe.
Now that I have gotten out some of the good news here comes my rampage! So here I am planning this incredible vacation to Nauvoo (yeah that's right click on that little link and scroll to the right and see me dancing my heart out and on the OFFICIAL WEBSITE and OFFICIAL PASS-A-LONG card for the Nauvoo Pageant THREE YEARS NOW! from when I served there in the summer of 2005) and it comes time to schedule the rental car......I double dog DARE you to be 24 and try to rent and car and then be pleasant about the RIDICULOUS fees they attach to being under 25. FOR HEAVEN SAKES!
FIRST I graduated from LDSBC with my Associates in Business and my Accounting Certificate. I get the next two weeks off. I had convinced myself that they would be full of relaxing and joy, but apparently it is written in the stars that it just can't be that way; HOWEVER, I am good with that. An idle mind slowly leaks out your ears. I am pumped and now onto my last year and a half at BYU starting April 29th! That saddest part of it all is....NO MORE ROSA STORIES! They just don't make em like that everyday. I will keep my eyes open for another good subject to sniper.
My BIL (brother-in-law) made it to the Primary Elections for the State Senate Race! We are pumped about that! The Primaries are some day in June I believe.
Now that I have gotten out some of the good news here comes my rampage! So here I am planning this incredible vacation to Nauvoo (yeah that's right click on that little link and scroll to the right and see me dancing my heart out and on the OFFICIAL WEBSITE and OFFICIAL PASS-A-LONG card for the Nauvoo Pageant THREE YEARS NOW! from when I served there in the summer of 2005) and it comes time to schedule the rental car......I double dog DARE you to be 24 and try to rent and car and then be pleasant about the RIDICULOUS fees they attach to being under 25. FOR HEAVEN SAKES!
"Here, take this here cigarette, hand gun, whiskey, and even discard of your soul and star in a disgustingly pornographic film, but don't you DARE rent a car from me without paying the price!" At least in my head this is what should be considered as the disclaimer in each call.Our nations priorities are a little screwed up.
04 April 2008
CHA-LEE!
This made me BUST A GUT! WHY? I am not quite sure, but maybe because it reminds me of my childhood in a weird sort of way.
03 April 2008
The new adventures of MANAGER/BOY!
Sit back for this great story of intrigue and mystery.
Okay so I know I need to be all grown up about this whole thing, but it makes me bust a gut! It is seriously hilarious and has made me a minor SUPERSTAR! FO REAL!
Let me take you back a couple weeks. As I sitting in rehearsal at the theatre I have one of my employees come and inform me that (this is at intermission of Big River) there is a gentleman waiting to talk to me about his wife and that he is NOT happy.
This job is great in the fact that it is giving me a thick skin when it comes to irate persons. ANYWHO I walked up (in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and BANDANNA) to speak to this man. He is approx. mid to late thirties and for the most part stayed calm in his tone. (When I say CALM I am referring to the others that get NASTY!) He informed me that his wife is on diuretics and because of which she had to leave in the middle of the performance to use the restroom....check. THEN one of my employees wouldn't let her back in and told her she would have to wait until intermission. I tried informing him of STATED policy, but because he had apparently worked at some kind of theatre somewhere he knew EVERY law and we were in violation. He kept going on, but I informed him that we have a no refund policy STATED with EVERY SALE and that we would not be able to refund his money. OH he was UPSET.
We walked back to the Box Office and at this point he began to tell me he was going to SUE ME and the theatre. (Apparently lawyer cost of hundreds of dollars for a $14 ticket is justifiable in his mind.......WHATEVA) I then told him that I would "no longer be speaking to him of this matter if you are threatening to sue. I cannot be making statements that will be considered 'in the name of RMT' and you will be contacted by a member of our board of trustees." He didn't like that either. (He is a hard customer to please) He demanded I give him the theatre presidents number. I did. He contacted the President and his called was returned with no reply.
Now you have the basics I will get to the fun part. I couple weeks later I start getting messages asking if I am the said, "manager/boy"? They then informed me of the Davis County Clipper letter to the editor entitled, "Rodger's Wasn't Very Courteous" (Click on it to read)....I LOVED IT! It is from the wife stating her side of the story. She conveniently left out the fact that she was originally LATE to the show and thus we had to seat her at an approved time (which she agreed to at the ticket purchase) and thus lost her original seats. Because of such she missed the disclaimer given at the beginning of EVERY performance stating you will be seated at AN APPROPRIATE TIME if you chose to leave during the performance. She also failed to mention that we provided her with a seat in the lobby so that she could watch the performance on a flat screen with additional speakers. Her husband told me "that was NOT SUFFICIENT COMPENSATION." She ALSO failed to mention the whole threatening to sue idea and that her husband WAS CONTACTED withing 24 hours.
BUT the best part of it all is her reference to myself: MANAGER/BOY! I am seriously going to start a comic of my alter ego persona. Good guy by day, MANAGER/BOY by night. "You have to pee ma'am? NOT ON MANAGER/BOY's watch!" "Where you goin'? Don't make me "LITERALLY STAND IN FRONT OF" YOU and MAKE you pee yo self! Here put these DEPENDS on (a person favorite of her venting session) before I have to lay the SMACK DOWN!"
AND as for the Depends (click on it! I DARE you!) I have all kinds of T-shirts in mind. "Do I support Rodger's Memorial Theatre? It DEPENDS!" and simply ".....Depends" I was thinking of even offering them at discount at the concessions counter. Wrapped discretely of course.
I could go on, but I just had to inform you all of the fun I was having and didn't want to keep it to myself. "Thank you for letting me vent."
Okay so I know I need to be all grown up about this whole thing, but it makes me bust a gut! It is seriously hilarious and has made me a minor SUPERSTAR! FO REAL!
Let me take you back a couple weeks. As I sitting in rehearsal at the theatre I have one of my employees come and inform me that (this is at intermission of Big River) there is a gentleman waiting to talk to me about his wife and that he is NOT happy.
This job is great in the fact that it is giving me a thick skin when it comes to irate persons. ANYWHO I walked up (in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and BANDANNA) to speak to this man. He is approx. mid to late thirties and for the most part stayed calm in his tone. (When I say CALM I am referring to the others that get NASTY!) He informed me that his wife is on diuretics and because of which she had to leave in the middle of the performance to use the restroom....check. THEN one of my employees wouldn't let her back in and told her she would have to wait until intermission. I tried informing him of STATED policy, but because he had apparently worked at some kind of theatre somewhere he knew EVERY law and we were in violation. He kept going on, but I informed him that we have a no refund policy STATED with EVERY SALE and that we would not be able to refund his money. OH he was UPSET.
We walked back to the Box Office and at this point he began to tell me he was going to SUE ME and the theatre. (Apparently lawyer cost of hundreds of dollars for a $14 ticket is justifiable in his mind.......WHATEVA) I then told him that I would "no longer be speaking to him of this matter if you are threatening to sue. I cannot be making statements that will be considered 'in the name of RMT' and you will be contacted by a member of our board of trustees." He didn't like that either. (He is a hard customer to please) He demanded I give him the theatre presidents number. I did. He contacted the President and his called was returned with no reply.
Now you have the basics I will get to the fun part. I couple weeks later I start getting messages asking if I am the said, "manager/boy"? They then informed me of the Davis County Clipper letter to the editor entitled, "Rodger's Wasn't Very Courteous" (Click on it to read)....I LOVED IT! It is from the wife stating her side of the story. She conveniently left out the fact that she was originally LATE to the show and thus we had to seat her at an approved time (which she agreed to at the ticket purchase) and thus lost her original seats. Because of such she missed the disclaimer given at the beginning of EVERY performance stating you will be seated at AN APPROPRIATE TIME if you chose to leave during the performance. She also failed to mention that we provided her with a seat in the lobby so that she could watch the performance on a flat screen with additional speakers. Her husband told me "that was NOT SUFFICIENT COMPENSATION." She ALSO failed to mention the whole threatening to sue idea and that her husband WAS CONTACTED withing 24 hours.
BUT the best part of it all is her reference to myself: MANAGER/BOY! I am seriously going to start a comic of my alter ego persona. Good guy by day, MANAGER/BOY by night. "You have to pee ma'am? NOT ON MANAGER/BOY's watch!" "Where you goin'? Don't make me "LITERALLY STAND IN FRONT OF" YOU and MAKE you pee yo self! Here put these DEPENDS on (a person favorite of her venting session) before I have to lay the SMACK DOWN!"
AND as for the Depends (click on it! I DARE you!) I have all kinds of T-shirts in mind. "Do I support Rodger's Memorial Theatre? It DEPENDS!" and simply ".....Depends" I was thinking of even offering them at discount at the concessions counter. Wrapped discretely of course.
I could go on, but I just had to inform you all of the fun I was having and didn't want to keep it to myself. "Thank you for letting me vent."
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