Ahhhhh CRAP!

So I was sitting myself down in a nice and quiet nook here at conservative LDSBC thinking to myself, "Self, you should check your blog on your laptop." I did and Missy GOT HER FREAK ON....LOUD!
I was embarassed and hurried and turned it off.....after a quite shake.

Rambling

So there are definite weeks in my life that are not as entertaining as others. You know those weeks. The ones that seem to just roll past with little to boast, cry, or laugh about. Last week was one of those. It may be because for the better part of it was filled with a small clan of mice drilling at my skull from the inside out while I was spitting acid and spending more time than social grace allows in the restroom, but who hasn't been there. Then I started to think (not too hard, it angered the mice), "self, down weeks are kind of nice. They are refreshing, contemplative, and rejuvenating. They are kind of like the precursor to exciting weeks." Then I had this thought, "greg, who are you kidding? You are a walking embarrassment (to either yourself or to your wife who loves you dearly and puts up with all of your craziness) and you are more than likely to always have something in the works to a great life story." That's when I made the resolution. Every night I am going to start reviewing my day and picking at least one aspect from it that has been great. Every day is going to be one of those days that has something good to tell. Now I am not one of those awkwardly flighty and unrealistic people that expects something wonderful and life changing to happen each day. Let's be honest. There are sometimes I am ornery. There are sometimes that I don't want to be funny and optimistic, BUT even on those days great things can happen and I am on a mission to find them and BLOG THEM!
So here is my commitment to you (and when I say you I mean you, but also myself because, sadly, this is the closest I have been to a journal since the mish) I am going to find the great things in life and expound on them. It makes me motivated even thinking about it. I hope that you will also do the same and share with me.
Today's great thing I cannot share because it is not over, BUT I think that is will have to do with the fact that my incredibly hilarious cousin David gets home from the mish today! He has never met the wife. And do you know what is great about that? I think that he will look at her and think, "Man, Greg's wife is HOT!" THAT is great!

Rosa's Returns

So here is the question of the day from our good friend ROSA (Keep in mind this is in INSTITUTE)

"So, when I go on a mission in the furture with my husband can we still like have sex and stuff?"

Teacher: "Uh.....(blushing)......yes."

Public Humiliation

Here is I....DEPRESSED! Just look at my embarrassing missionary hair. That's right; it's too long to do anything else with it. I like missionaries and all, but I don't like having to wear their hair to school. SO I am going to do it. I am going to use this opportunity and go against the oath I took with my beautician aunt and have a NON PROFESSIONAL cut my locks. The wife is going to practice this week, BUT it comes with one ultimatum....IF SHE SCREWS IT UP ITS ALLLLLL COMING OFF! We're talkin Mr. T, Mr. Clean, Daddy Warbucks, Lex Luther. (This is secretly one of my life goals.) I now know a little of what Father Abraham felt as he walked his son to the alter of sacrifice.

Pictures to follow.

......MUSIC?!....

......Bring it Brooke because it has been broughten.

Ode to Greg!

This is my wonderful husband...

This is his indiscribeable sense of humor...

This is ONE of the MANY reasons that I love him!

He ALWAYS makes me laugh...even when his jokes AREN'T funny..

What more could a girl want?!

I love my Gregory!

Pink for a Day!

Can you believe it?!?!....Greg actually allowed me to set our background as pink!...."but just for ONE day" he said!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! I have heard MANY complaints over the years about this silly holiday (even given a few myself) ...but when it comes down to it, it really is a wonderful thing to celebrate! Love is the most beautiful emotion! It can be shown in so so many ways!
Who says you have to have a significant other to have a great day?! Valentines is one of my favorite holidays to spend with the fam!

Anyway...I'll step off of my "pink high" and wish you all a day full of love!